How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How can you farm during the winter?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?