How do fish watch TV shows?
They stream them.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?