What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?