How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call an angry monkey?