What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why are frogs always happy?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?