What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What table can you never sit at?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?