What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What siblings are always sad?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?