Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who invented fractions?
Why do all the planets get along?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?