What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?