Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you give a sick lemon?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?