Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which relative loves rice?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?