Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What school subject really rocks?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is spring the oddest season?