Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How long do chickens work?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?