Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was the cat so small?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What animal knows kung fu?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?