Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?