What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which insect makes the best father?