Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?