Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where do hamsters come from?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are skunks always so depressed?