What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What siblings are always sad?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the mime upset?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?