What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How do billboards talk?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?