Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do polar bears vote?