What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the most determined bird?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How long will dinner be?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?