How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
By using pup-pets!
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do actors go to pray?