Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What school subject really rocks?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?