What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do cows say when you milk them?