What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?