Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
When do astronauts eat?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Families are like fudge.
Which family member is always relieved?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?