What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?