Which animal will never go bald?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How do you get straight A's?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?