Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do bees get to school?
Why is the beach so confident?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?