What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What shape has a knighthood?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?