What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?