Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What bee is good for your health?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?