What's E.T. short for?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
It's allergy season again?