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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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Which president loved to take baths?
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
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What is an insect's favorite beverage?
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How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a dog in space?