What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why don't ants get sick?