What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What superpower do all middle children have?