How do you spell water with 3 letters?
HHO.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?