Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How does a cow do math?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?