Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why was the cat so small?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?