Which dance will a chicken not do?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
When do astronauts eat?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
