Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which bug is related to you?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is the strongest animal?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What makes a glow worm glow?