Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?