Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do insects learn at school?
What is a horse's favorite sport?