Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
What do little fish love to play with?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do you make a bandstand?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?