Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where do vampires keep their money?