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What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?