Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Where would you find an elephant?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Where are average things manufactured?
Can February March?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?