What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are trees always so positive?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?