What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are baseball games at night?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's the holiest insect?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?