Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
I used to be addicted to not showering.