How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do automobiles fly?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?