Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do you get straight A's?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What building always gets stains on it?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
When fish play football, who is the captain?