What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do fairies always drink?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?