What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?