How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
I broke my finger!
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?