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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?