What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the cow afraid?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?