What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?