What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which subject has two parts?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?