What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
How do football players deal with their problems?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Who invented fractions?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?