Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?