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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What animal knows how to work a computer?