How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What are you studying in math?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What is blue and not heavy?