What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What part of a football field is never the same?