Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are cars magic?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the computer run out of money?