What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why does the orange always lose in races?