What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?