What condiment has wings?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call an insincere horse?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How does a barber get to work?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?