Why do all the planets get along?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?