What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?