What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do fish do at parades?