Where do mermaids see movies?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why was the horse so happy?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?