What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do fish use for glasses?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the loudest Christmas song?